Wyld Card's Coveted Presidential Endorsement

And now for the endorsement you've all been waiting for:

Wyld Card officially endorses Barack Obama as the Democratic presidential candidate.

Why Obama? As Kinky Friedman's campaign asked back in 2006, why not?

First of all, Obama can make the clutch shot in the paint.

Hillary, not so much.Also, Obama looks good in a hat.
Hillary does not.
But the deciding issue is as important to this author as it is to many other Americans.

Obama likes him some spicy food.

Hillary, please...