On the lighter side

A Side of Rice: Condoleeza Rice says she has no desire to be President. She is perfectly happy with screwing up relations with the nations of the world without voters’ permission.

Another Side of Rice: If she did consider running for the presidency, she can be comforted by the fact that faulty intelligence is no barrier to getting elected.

Supreme Hurry: Supreme Court Justice Sandra O'Connor resigned, setting off a flood of sodomy, abortion and flag burning. Americans wants to exercise these rights while they still can.

One Giant Blast for Mankind: NASA engineers blew up a comet on the 4th of July. It's all part of the administration's plan to seek out intelligent life in outer space and blow it to smithereens.

Burning Down the House: The House approved a constitutional amendment that would give Congress the power to ban burning of the American flag. Meanwhile, there have been no bills on energy, social security or solving the mess in Iraq. The Senate is considering a bill to outlaw useless Congressional burning of time and money.

courtesy of Comedy Ointment