On the Border

parody of the Eagles' "On the Border", by Wyld Card

Goin' to Arizona, gonna walk the beat
See if I can hunt me up some dark meat
Mindin' my business along with my brothers
They say "let's see if we can find us some 'others'".

Oooh, I'm out on the border
Oooh, I'm walkin' the line
Don't you tell me 'bout no law and order
I'm just tryin' to save this country of mine

After a hard day, I'm campin' out
Drinkin' with my buddies, we commence to shout
Out of nowhere, somebody comes in, and says
"You in trouble, boy, we know where you been"

Oooh, I'm out on the border
Oooh, I'm walkin' the line
Don't you tell me 'bout no law and order
All I shot was some immigrant swine

Never mind your name, what's your social security number
Never mind your face, just show us your green card
We want to know what you're plannin' to plunder
You better just sit down, or we can make it hard

Oooh, I'm out on the border
All I wanted was some peace of mind
Don't you tell me 'bout no law and order
All I shot was some immigrant swine