and another thing...

Here's an interesting musical interpretation of the Gannon/Guckert debacle. Doo wa diddy diddy, who did he do? It's got a good beat, and you can dance to it. I give it a 69.


And an informative rant on the "affluenza" epidemic. Hey, I can tell the difference between 300 and 1000 threadcount sheets. And I can feel the lump caused by the cockroach under my pile of mattresses, too.

Quite a concept, though. Incomes for the top 1% are skyrocketing while the rest of us are stagnant, yet we spend more to try and keep up with them in spending. So up goes our debt, and they get richer. Can you say "sharecropper"? Sure you can. I knew you could.


Gummy Sailcats, anyone?
The ASPCA objects to candy in the shape of roadkill. They'd rather have you chewing on fake live animals than fake dead ones. And, stranger yet, someone actually got paid to come up with this idea!

Oh, I gotta be at this funeral!
Hunter S. Thomson to make an ash of himself one last time
Let's just hope he doesn't take a few extra people with him.


And you thought a vulcanologist was a trekkie Spock fan
It's actually a term for a babe that's lava-hot.


Okay, so this one's a joke and all, but you know he wants to.
Bush buys cape and crown, demands royal title


Relationship tip of the day: if you steal your engagement ring, don't tell your fiance where you stole it from.
Fiance returns ring to jeweler to resize stolen ring