In this corner...

Okay, let's stop fooling around and get this over with. I propose nominating Sylvester Stallone for Governor of Pennsylvania and pitting him against the Governor of Cahleefornia for a winner take all, champion of the world, death match contest for all the marbles.

A blue state guy (Sly) from a red state, against a red state guy (Ahnold) from a blue state, in a slugfest to determine who wins this crazy contest we've been waging since Republicans were considered progressive and Democrats had the moral vote.

Then again, maybe not. It may be several sequels until Rocky wins for good, and the Terminator will just keep coming back.

Come to think of it, that's kinda how it is aready. I guess life does imitate art after all (if you use the term "art" loosely).

Thus is the circle of life. Although at this point in world affairs, I wish we were at the top of the arc instead of at the bottom...