Amber light-saber Alert

My son is missing. As of yesterday evening at 10 pm, my son, his truck, and a light saber have been missing. Evidence points towards the Edwards Marquis theatre, where he held tickets for the midnight showing of "Star Wars - the Revenge of the Sith". Since heading to this show, he has not been heard from, leading us to believe he has succumbed to the Dark Side of The Force, and is now in a galaxy far, far away.



If anyone sees him, please tell him that the Dark Side has no future (re: Return of the Jedi), and that his breakfast is ready.