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Sharpening our wits on the grindstone of Life

Friday, February 04, 2005


Mattel's GI Joe has been taken hostage by terrorists from rival Hasbro. The rebels are demanding a fleet of armored Hot Wheels and 70 virgin Barbies. A spokesman for Mattel says "we never negotiate with terrorists and everyone knows we couldn't find a chaste Barbie if we tried. We do have some inexperienced "American Girl" dolls though."
(thanks, Steve!) Posted by Hello

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